Funny A jokes for girls body parts Child vs Grown male

When I was a KID:
Pussy meant CAT,
Sex meant GENDER,
Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,
Dick was a NAME,
BJ was a NICK-NAME,
Bang was a SOUND,
Rubber was just like PLASTIC,
Ass was an ANIMAL,
Screw was just a NUT,
Tit was a SNACK,
Head meant a part of BODY !!
But Now ____________
Everything is just Damn
Complicated .???.... ;)